How did someone get the crazy idea that we could house train a dog? Seriously, I am the only one trained. Sure he sits, stays and comes when I call, but even that feels more like he has trained me, in when to give him treats.
I love this dog more than the human tongue can tell but there are days ...
The morning was going well, Clifford had just been out for a run in the yard and had taken care of business like a pro. He was ready for a nap so I thought it was a good time for me to get some house cleaning done.
I laid the dust rag down to answer the phone and Clifford took off with it. He ran down the hall, behind the couch, under the bed and I chased him as if there was a chance I could out run or out smart him. After ten minutes or so I gave up moved on to another task.
Vacuum cleaner humming ... suddenly ffffrrrrclump ... oh no something was sucked up in the hose ... oh no the smell! I quickly kicked the switch to stop the vacuum but it was too late. The entire house smelled like fresh dog doo.
I took the vacuum apart and ran water through every part I could. I put vinegar water down the hose trying to neutralize the odor. It seemed it was almost gone so I put a pile of baking soda on the floor and sucked it up in the vacuum ... still the fumes from the vacuum exhaust was not sweet. As I sat and stared at the vacuum wondering what else to do I glanced over and there he was sleeping soundly with my dust cloth and my husbands socks.
They are so precious when they are sleeping.